The Life Of Lincoln Bear

image1A great email from Becci in Nashville, y’all- explaining just what it is like to BE Lincoln Bear. She says: (followed by my comments on each.)

He is scared of:
1. “Balloons” (Well, if you kinda rub on ’em to make that squeaking sound- sure, I’ll buy that.)
2. “Tall men in hats” (So…rules out meeting his namesake Abe Lincoln. If he was alive.)
3. “The sound of bacon frying” (Great. More for me.)
4. “Remote controlled helicopters” (Like the ones those kiosk guys fly RIGHT AT YOU at the mall during Christmas? I feel your pain, Linc.)

“In true lab fashion, he eats everything in sight – most memorably a chocolate orange, an onion casserole he pulled out of the oven and a whole salami. We have more baby proofing devices than most parents due to the fact he can open cabinets and drawers to find food. He once locked us out of the house and turned on the gas (not the same day, thank God.) With a nose like that, who couldn’t help but snorgle him, though?”

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: BIG HUGE PUPPEHs, Nosevember 2015

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The Life Of Lincoln Bear

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